polaris-:

himynameiscarldo:

zombiemothra:

:D

morgan freedman

freedman

FREEDMAN

Just…wow. Such…just such fail.

besides the fail on the poster i think that’d be a fucking awesome movie.

its offical, johnny depp is never going to japan again.

bunch:

Depending how you read this headline it either means (a) that Fox and Conan are close to consummating the very deal that NBC was trying to block way back when they promised him the Tonight Show and created their latest late night mess or (b) they’re working on some sort of virtual/CG version of his show, hopefully featuring him as a 10-foot tall blue-skinned ginger (which technically only involves adding a few inches and making a slight hue adjustment).

[via]

YAY

prolly the smartest anon ever.

my song right now.

stonedsharpie:

rightbrainthinker:

(via fuckyeahtrippyfuck)

holy fuck its so colorful

tossin turnin 

rollin burnin

skyscrapin 

high steppin

mind racin

full on intermission.

to my discretion

and with my expression

i make this page pop with agression

i make my hands stop when i learned my lesson

move round like im on a teeter totter

up and down round and round

sittin back, leanin dat.

read it back

makes no sense?

shoulda paid some sense

to them classes

as i speak to the masses

hear my grammer, hear my speach

hear of all the awful reach

in my mind, step inside

look around, where i died.

see me cryin, see me screamin?

thats not me, that my dreamin.

this aint an open letter.

to any unseen mutha effer.

i-i-i just might cry lil bit

stay high lil bit

yall see me tippin lil bit

but you wont see me sippin that shit.

i aint on 285

im prolly on I-45

from mil-town to antigo

my mind go;

my highs and lows

never disrespect them hoes.

shit, shouldnt even call em that.

but for real wont call em back.

too much heart break and angst

i’d say too little when my temper breaks.

when i explode on everyone around

there will eventually be a loud sound.

me hittin the ground. 

WN.

feartheoceanyoudrinkfrom:

delgrosso:

themattsmith:

Moscow

This picture is real.  Let that sink in.

I, for one, welcome our Eurasian-dystopian-Bladerunner-meathook-future overlords.

laughed pretty hard. love it.